The Bacon Prayer.

One swine, which art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name;

thy bacon hath come;

frying will be done,

in earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And prepare us our sandwich,

a BLT feeds those whose hunger concerns us.

And lead us not into vegetarianism;

but deliver us from this evil.

[For thine is the crackling,

the ham, or the belly,

for ever and ever.]

Jamon.